JC Chasez...GAY?

Well what a poor guy. Former *NSYNCer JC has been accused of having a homosexual relationship with Carrie Underwood's ex Chace Crawford. But the worst thing is the star is actually straight! He released a statement reading :"The fact of the matter is that I'm a straight guy....I'm allowed [guy] friends".
Talk about baseless rumours!

Is that really necessary Xtina?

So just to make everyone else feel extremely jealous, super hot Christina Aguilera has stepped out just 2 months after the birth of son Max Liron looking super svelte! She seemed perfectly comfortable in flaunting her toned bod in skinny jeans, but my question is was it necessary? You have successfully made us all realise that we all should probably ditch the Easter eggs and join the gym because you have put us to shame!

But anyway, looking good!

Catherine Zeta Jones...New Victoria Beckham?

Absurdly it seems as though Catherine Zeta Jones has transformed into a fashionista overnight...? At the premieres Down Under for her new film she admittedly looked pretty good in a hot pink dress and killer heels, and also earlier in a red pencil skirt and white blouse. However, she let the side down in the 'dress' to the left hand side. Sweety didnt anybody tell you that picnic blankets are not fashionable. Maybe Posh needs to give her a bit of guidance...

P.S. Don't you think her co-star has the potential to pass off as her hubby?

The Happiest Couple in Showbiz?

Is it just me or are the Beckhams undoubtedly the smiliest couple in Hollywood? They are clearly living the good life with millions in the bank, a happy family and dazzling careers - but yet it appears that Victoria's public frowning has caught on and left 32 year old David with some pretty unsightly frown lines....

Baby Girl for Halle!

Halle Berry has name her little girl Nahla Ariela Aubry according to the BBC website. One things for sure, even though I can't pronounce her name, I'm sure she'll turn out a right cutie in those well payed 'celebrity mom with new baby' photoshoots.

Madges' new album....Hard Candy or pile of crap?

Recently, Madonna has collaborated with the trousersnake himself Mr Justin Timberlake to produce techno song 4 minutes. Personally, to me it just sounds liek someone has just put their voices into a computer and it could be mistaken as something from Cher's Believe phase.

I must say though, it seems like with two talented artists it'll be likely to grow on me.

However, what gets me the most is that a woman that is reaching 50 years old can still get away with calling an album Hard Candy - but I'm gonna offend the poor lamb coz she does her best to fight the ageing process. Mind you, that by no means is an excuse for the gyrating and the leotards - please Madonna leave some to the imagination.

Lindsay bit windy?

Has Lindsay been stuffing her pie hole with too many...pies, got a bit windy, or is she going to be popping a sprog soon?

One thing's for sure, if she is preggers, we'll probably have a hilarious name to chuckle about in 9 months time.

Christina Loses Out

It's not unusual for big name stars to rake in thousands for first baby pictures, but apparently Xtina was none too pleased.

The star reportedly recieved £750,000 smackers, leagues behind the photos of the late Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn last year, which sold for £850,000. However, first photos of Shiloh Nouvel - offspring of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt apparently got a whopping £2million.

Worse still for the songstress, the issues with her and baby boy Max on the cover was thought to have lost sales!

Poor Christina.

Kelly Rowland Gets a Bit of a Boost...

Destiny's Child star Kelly has been the latest star to jump on the bandwagon and improve her bust. Apparently the star had surgery to boost her up by just one cup size - fair enough love but did it make so much difference? Anyway, it can be said that she clearly has taste and has gone for a more real and tasteful look, rather than the 'plastic fantastic' look that other stars are fond of.

Welcome....

Hi, Howdy and Tallyho.....
Well this is my first ever blog and I don't really know what to say. This is the space where I am going to disect,'slag off', express my opinions and views on the celebrities in today's society, and in general have a bit of a laugh!
Bye for now...